Question on Avvo 'bout Answhores - Part 2

As I posted yesterday - da Answhores on AvvoAnswers are gettin straight up to da man - Mr. Josh King, VP and General Counsel of Avvo.

Today, my man outta Chicago got a follow up for Mr. Josh King.

Of course, I gotta give mad props to the Mack outta Chi-Town. (I found some really good ho's when I was workin Wabash and 8th). He be keepin it real by askin the questions that all ya'll want to ask - but afraid to.

All I gotta say is remember what Malcom said

"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."

Peace Out

Pimp O' the Week

Goes to.....Mr. Alan Brinkmeier.

This weeks Avvo Pimp slammed out 334 answers and 4 legal guides earning Mr. Brinkmeier the top spot on the Contribution Leaderboard.

Not only did Mr. Brinkmeier answer more questions outside of his jurisdiction (the Land of Lincoln), he regurgitated 4 more "legal guides" to earn dem Master Points ( 50 points for each legal guide) and decided it was time to really pimp out his score with the "Why ask Why" response.

Oh, and don't be forgettin that the Avvo 5-0 be gettin all up in my grill about my postin to they site. Mr. Conrad Saasm even got in the game over at Solosez. Ya see, bunch of folks on this ABA Listserv feel Avvo be tryin to pull the wool over they eyes. Thinkin they don't realize that Avvo is all about the Benjamins.

Mr. Conrad say -

As I've said here repeatedly, the quality of Answers is very important to us; we constantly review our policies to balance opportunities for lawyers to engage with consumers with abusive spamming of our site.

Don't be frontin on me.Homeboy trying to piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin.

And Mr. Brinkmeier, time to get your Krunk on.

Fight Tha Power

Fo Shizl.

I got an email from Avvo tellin me that callin out da Avvo Pimps by posting my own answers don't meet they "community guidelines".

Thanks for your recent participation on Avvo. This email is to notify you that you are in violation of our community guidelines. Specifically, we do not allow self promotion. If you have a legal answer for the questions you are responding to, we would welcome your comments. At this time I ask that you stop posting to Avvo with a link to your website.

Shhhhiiit.

Let's take a look at these guidelines and see what I be doin, that all those Mack's be doing too.

Like this part - Self Promotion:

Self promotion
Lawyers, we encourage you to share information about your business with the Avvo community; however, we ask that you do this in your lawyer profile or through our Advertising Solutions. Please do not directly solicit clients as part of an answer, legal guide, or peer endorsement. A link to your profile is presented next to each of your postings. The content of your postings should remain non-commercial in tone.

So, do that mean you cant say - Contact me at 1-800-DIAL A PIMP? All deez wannabe Mack's got it goin on. Why can't I put my own Pimpalicious words down?

Seems to me, that Avvo don't care bout how Pimps be slangin theyselves, but when Da True Mack do it, it get's they panties in a bunch.

Pimp O' the Week

I gotta hand it to Mr. Robinson for making our inaugural Pimp O' the Week. The week before New Year's, he was able to slap out 282 answers and 2 legal guides.

"Moving on up"- (from Contributor Level 7). You da man.

Some examples of Mr. Robinson mackness is shown below.

His answer to this question from California is done with true pimp style. Notice the smooth charm he puts out about "pressing charges", to only then get bitch slapped by Level 8 contributor Mr. Marshall.

That should teach to you keep out of Level 8 turf. Daaayumm !!!

This one is even more pimpalicious. Not only did he get his props (15 points beeeotch) , he didn't even have anything to say but "I concur".

Street cred should be so easy.

Congratulations Mr. Robinson - you are a true P I M P.