Pimp O' tha Week

Now, I gotta give it up for tha playa's who got that entrepreneurial spirit. One's that know you ain't gonna get paid if you ain't got no bidness comin in.

But, DAYAMMM...How the Hell do a homeboy make over 21,000 answers.

Look for yo self.  http://www.avvo.com/attorneys/60602-il-alan-brinkmeier-1081521.html

In my last note to y'all,  I show how Mr. Brinkmeier think he be a Doctor now.

Homeboy also be doin all the typical AVVO Pimp stuff, like posting answers in states he ain't licensed, posting in practice areas he doesn't practice in, and just being a overall Answhore.

So, in recognition of Mr. Brinkmeier's in yo face AVVO Pimpin, I award Mr. Brinkmeier da Pimp O' tha Week cup.

Callin Dr. Brinkmeier. Callin Dr. Brinkmeier

Is this mack an attorney - or a doctor?

http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/i-have-been-waiting-for-two-weeks-now-for-an-okay--440865.html

Maybe he be tryin to Pimp both the Attorney and Doctor site. What's that mean? Mo' Points - Mo Points.

AND - he aint licensed in TX to do EITHER. Shiiit

I got some more for this foo.

I'm Back Y'all

Fo'Shizl.

Being in da Pen ain't no joke. Now it's time to get back to the straight jack Pimpin....

One Dumb Ass Pimp

Ya know Mr. Shafer be on this blog all over tha place.

Being bitch slapped and for being a POTW for talkin out his ass on everything that get's posted to Avvo Answers.

After a while, it gotta make you wonder - do this white bread mofo got a clue at all? Is he an attorney? For real !!!???

For instance, take this question that draws him in like a crack ho lookin for a nut.

Gotta get dem points - regardless if it may him look like a stupid ass cracka only out to pimp his scoreboard points.

And, this ain't the only time Mr. Shafer be puttin out the "I dunno what you're asking -but imma get some points" response. Take a look at his answers. Maybe he should go on Montel Williams or Dr. Phil - cuz, homeslice seems to be better at providing personal advice than legal advice.

Mr. Shafer's profile also now shows him to be a "PRO". PRO what?? Pro Pimp Ass Bitch?

Although, I do agree with his slogan - DO NOT GO TO COURT WITHOUT A GOOD ATTORNEY. Too bad it ain't him.

We need a new prize for this kind of crap - Let me know what I should call it. Post it in the comments.

Bitch Slap O' the Week

It look like this Double Slap is catchin on, ya'll. Just like last week, we got a homeboy slappin down dem Avvo Pimps.

Mr. Shulman, an estates attorney out of FLA, comes out with a backhand against Ms. Brewer's answer to a Homestead question. (the same Ms. Brewer who thought I was being Slanderous Per Se by callin out Avvo Pimps.)


Mr. Shulman be gettin all Abe Lincoln on her ass.

Then, Mr. Shulman comes out with the open forehand and be giving it again to another out state attorney tryin to Pimp it with jive ass nonsense.

Right on, brotha.

Put dem Avvo Pimps in dey place.

Bitch Slap O' the Week - Double Slap

Mr. Kaman don't hold back. Homeboy be trying to Keep It Real with two "Get Yo Nappy Ass Outta Here" bitchslaps.

Mr. Kaman unleashes a good one here against Mr. Maury Beaulier by comparing Mr. B's answers to da Desert Fox, Field Marshall Rommel.

Then, Mr. Kaman gives his best "Head Up Yo Ass" bitchslap to guess who....

Mr. B.. AGAIN!!

I guess Homeslice don't like it when outta state Wannabee Macks try to Pimp dey score with BS answers.

On the down low, Mr. K be lookin real angry too. Maybe I need to give Mr. K a call to see if he needs to get down with my number one hoochie.

Ghosts in Da Machine

Ghostblogging?

What will those Wannabe Macks think of next? Maybe ghostanswers on Avvo?

Well, we already know that Mr. Brinkmeier's responses to almost every answer he gives is a cut-n-paste. Why not have someone else do the cuttin-n-pasting while getten they Leaderboard status Pimped?

Anything to get that street cred. Damn shame.