Question on Avvo 'bout Answhores - Part 2

As I posted yesterday - da Answhores on AvvoAnswers are gettin straight up to da man - Mr. Josh King, VP and General Counsel of Avvo.

Today, my man outta Chicago got a follow up for Mr. Josh King.

Of course, I gotta give mad props to the Mack outta Chi-Town. (I found some really good ho's when I was workin Wabash and 8th). He be keepin it real by askin the questions that all ya'll want to ask - but afraid to.

All I gotta say is remember what Malcom said

"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."

Peace Out

Pimp O' the Week

Now, ya'll know I like to shine the spotlight on those Mack Daddy wannabee's that post that jive ass crap on AvvoAnswers. Each week I give a special shoutout  - da Pimp O' the Week and Krunk Kup.

The last two POTW, Mr. Brinkmeier and Mr. Robinson, each got the Krunk Kup for slammin out hella answers. They answered something like 650 questions between the two of em for weeks they got the award.

It make me wonder - how the hell they got all that time? Can you say - Dayyyyummmm !!!

So, even though the past winners be the one that Pimps the most answers on AvvoAnswers (giving them status on the Leaderboard) this week's winner get's the Krunk Kup for something else.

This week's POTW Krunk Kup go to Mr. Michael Shafer for being one of the most out-and-out weak ass, redneck, Answhore on Avvo yet.

Mr. Shafer, from Norco, CA, didn't even come close to pimpin the most answers this week. That still remains Mr. Brinkmeier's crown.

But, Mr. Shafer earned this week's award for his continual whacked out bullshit in almost every answer he posts. Here is come recent crap he spit out - take a look:

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If you wanna really see how whacked this dude gets, just click into his profile and then look at his past answers.

But, I just gotta ask this Wannabe Mack - Do you need to take a shit Mr. Shafer? Cuz, it seems you got diarhea of the keyboard.

Time to Take His BS Somewhere Else?

Oh Snap - I told ya'll Mr. Robinson would be showing up here again soon. It didn't take very long for him to get Bitch Slapped - AGAIN.

Mr. Kaman puts da "Bitch" in Bitch Slap !!

Question on Avvo 'bout Answhores

I know ya'll think I put this question on the site, but this Mack got his own thing goin on.

And just in case Avvo 5-0 wanna pull the question down, I'll put it here too.

Bitch Slap O the Week

First Mr. Robinson made our inaugural POTW, and now he makes our inaugural Bitch Slap O the Week (BSOW).

Here, in Mr. Robinson's answer to a question from Cali, Mr. Kaman and Mr. Shafer (both Cali attorney's) get in on the action to Slap Da White off of Mr. Robinson for being an ignorant NY attorney, trying to Pimp his scores.

Pimp It Homeboy. Pimp It.

Let's see what Mr. Robinson can get into next....

Wikipedia - Avvo and the Avvo Pimp

We got it goin on over at Wikipedia

Pimp O' the Week

Goes to.....Mr. Alan Brinkmeier.

This weeks Avvo Pimp slammed out 334 answers and 4 legal guides earning Mr. Brinkmeier the top spot on the Contribution Leaderboard.

Not only did Mr. Brinkmeier answer more questions outside of his jurisdiction (the Land of Lincoln), he regurgitated 4 more "legal guides" to earn dem Master Points ( 50 points for each legal guide) and decided it was time to really pimp out his score with the "Why ask Why" response.

Oh, and don't be forgettin that the Avvo 5-0 be gettin all up in my grill about my postin to they site. Mr. Conrad Saasm even got in the game over at Solosez. Ya see, bunch of folks on this ABA Listserv feel Avvo be tryin to pull the wool over they eyes. Thinkin they don't realize that Avvo is all about the Benjamins.

Mr. Conrad say -

As I've said here repeatedly, the quality of Answers is very important to us; we constantly review our policies to balance opportunities for lawyers to engage with consumers with abusive spamming of our site.

Don't be frontin on me.Homeboy trying to piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin.

And Mr. Brinkmeier, time to get your Krunk on.