How Do You Know if Your Question is About to be Pimped?

Look round the Avvo site and ya gotta see it. Those Mack's that are juiced up by gettin dem points - gotta Pimp they score. And, after looking round a bit, you start to see the same weak ass crap that those Avvo Pimps lay down. Somethin that tips you off - like when five O is about to beat down yo door- that your question is about to get pimped.

One way to tell that your question just got pimped is by seeing these key phrases in the answer-

I am not licensed in your state but,..

or this one

You need to consult with a local attorney

If I put my question on this site - looking for "free legal advice"
I ain't lookin to get it jacked by some Avvo Pimp lookin to get they face all over the web. I want to know the real deal about what I need to know. But, that's what they do.

Avvo put out this candy lookin to turn out deez fools for it too.

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You see - the more they post - don't matter if it's wack crack or legit deez Pimps get to be on the "Leaderboard" where they be lookin to gettin that street cred. Damn shame.

Keep it real you Avvo Pimps